Our Mayor today lives in Hawaii and when he is not being Mayor of Hell he is a Major in the United States Air Force!!!!!!   He just finished his Masters Degree, I think he said it was from the Damnation University School of Hard Knocks.  (Masters of Twenty-Twenty Hindsight:  Exhibition of remarkable feats of retrograde prognostication; picking a winner after the winner has been picked; and determining the proper way to close the barn door after the horses have long-since bolted from the same.)  

Right now he is celebrating with friends and family in Indianopolis, Indiana at a convention.  Helluva time to be away from his direct duties here in Hell.  Although he did help with the water going over the dam and hired more dam people to help out with this problem.  Pretty sure it's a good thing he's not actually reigning from Hell since he's been in the Airforce for 21 years.  He's probably really bossy and uptight and it would be one Hell of day here.  

Congratulations Mr Mayor Tom Place!!  Thanks for all you do to keep Hell guarded!!